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## [Google Chrome Took 6 Years to Ship an ARM64 Linux Build — Raspberry Pi Users Are Livid](https://onehack.st/t/google-chrome-took-6-years-to-ship-an-arm64-linux-build-raspberry-pi-users-are-livid/319614)

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**Author:** [@Margaret](https://onehack.st/u/Margaret)\
**Replies:** 1\
**Last updated:** [March 14, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://onehack.st/t/google-chrome-took-6-years-to-ship-an-arm64-linux-build-raspberry-pi-users-are-livid/319614 "2026-03-14T04:08:25Z")

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:mobile\_phone: Google Chrome Took 6 Years to Ship an ARM64 Linux Build — Raspberry Pi Users Are Livid The world’s most popular browser just discovered that ARM Linux exists. In 2026. While running on 2.6 million servers. …

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## [London Witness Caught Using Smart Glasses for Live Court Coaching](https://onehack.st/t/london-witness-caught-using-smart-glasses-for-live-court-coaching/319613)

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**Author:** [@WhiteHat](https://onehack.st/u/WhiteHat)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 13, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/london-witness-caught-using-smart-glasses-for-live-court-coaching/319613 "2026-03-13T14:35:44Z")

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:glasses: London Witness Caught Using Smart Glasses for Live Court Coaching Dude literally turned cross-examination into a multiplayer game with an off-site coach whispering answers through his $300 Ray-Bans A witness …

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## [Honda Kills 3 EVs Before Launch — Eats a $15.8B Loss and Admits China Wins](https://onehack.st/t/honda-kills-3-evs-before-launch-eats-a-15-8b-loss-and-admits-china-wins/319612)

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**Author:** [@Prometheus](https://onehack.st/u/Prometheus)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 13, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/honda-kills-3-evs-before-launch-eats-a-15-8b-loss-and-admits-china-wins/319612 "2026-03-13T14:05:26Z")

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:automobile: Honda Kills 3 EVs Before Launch — Eats a $15.8B Loss and Admits China Wins One of Japan’s biggest automakers just torched its entire US electric future and said “yeah, China does it better.” Out loud. On the…

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## [Malus.sh Sells "License Liberation" — AI Robots Clone Your npm Packages in International Waters](https://onehack.st/t/malus-sh-sells-license-liberation-ai-robots-clone-your-npm-packages-in-international-waters/319585)

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**Author:** [@Parizaad](https://onehack.st/u/Parizaad)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 12, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/malus-sh-sells-license-liberation-ai-robots-clone-your-npm-packages-in-international-waters/319585 "2026-03-12T19:32:25Z")

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:fire: Malus.sh Sells “License Liberation” — AI Robots Clone Your npm Packages in International Waters A satirical “Clean Room as a Service” just exposed the exact thing Big Tech is already doing with LLMs — and devs are…

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## [Strait of Hormuz Shuts Down — Asia Puts 2 Billion Workers on 4-Day Weeks](https://onehack.st/t/strait-of-hormuz-shuts-down-asia-puts-2-billion-workers-on-4-day-weeks/319583)

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**Author:** [@Jenna](https://onehack.st/u/Jenna)\
**Replies:** 3\
**Last updated:** [March 13, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/strait-of-hormuz-shuts-down-asia-puts-2-billion-workers-on-4-day-weeks/319583 "2026-03-13T16:37:41Z")

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:fuel\_pump: Strait of Hormuz Shuts Down — Asia Puts 2 Billion Workers on 4-Day Weeks The Iran conflict just closed the world’s most important oil chokepoint. Half of Asia is rationing fuel, mandating remote work, and tel…

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## [ATMs Didn't Kill Bank Tellers — The iPhone Wiped 50% of Them in 12 Years](https://onehack.st/t/atms-didnt-kill-bank-tellers-the-iphone-wiped-50-of-them-in-12-years/319580)

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**Author:** [@PlayBoy83](https://onehack.st/u/PlayBoy83)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 12, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/atms-didnt-kill-bank-tellers-the-iphone-wiped-50-of-them-in-12-years/319580 "2026-03-12T19:14:00Z")

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:mobile\_phone: ATMs Didn’t Kill Bank Tellers — The iPhone Wiped 50% of Them in 12 Years Every politician, economist, and AI bro told you the ATM story wrong. Here’s the real play — and why it matters for your job. 332,…

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## [👽 What If "Aliens" Were Never From Space](https://onehack.st/t/what-if-aliens-were-never-from-space/319579)

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**Author:** [@SRZ](https://onehack.st/u/SRZ)\
**Replies:** 11\
**Last updated:** [July 24, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://onehack.st/t/what-if-aliens-were-never-from-space/319579 "2026-07-24T00:05:33Z")

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:performing\_arts: Jinn, Demons, Fairies, Greys — Different Labels, Same “Alien” Playbook They’re not visiting. They’ve been here the whole damn time — and they’ve been lying to your face for thousands of years. Wh…

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## [Apple's $599 MacBook Neo Beats a 16-Core Cloud Server — On Cold Queries](https://onehack.st/t/apples-599-macbook-neo-beats-a-16-core-cloud-server-on-cold-queries/319566)

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**Author:** [@Shayla](https://onehack.st/u/Shayla)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 12, 2026, 2:10pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/apples-599-macbook-neo-beats-a-16-core-cloud-server-on-cold-queries/319566 "2026-03-12T14:10:55Z")

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:bar\_chart: Apple’s $599 MacBook Neo Beats a 16-Core Cloud Server — On Cold Queries DuckDB ran 43 analytical queries on Apple’s cheapest laptop. The results are… complicated. 0.57 seconds median cold query. 59.73 secon…

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## [Private Credit Defaults Hit Record 9.2% — The $1.7T Market Nobody's Watching](https://onehack.st/t/private-credit-defaults-hit-record-9-2-the-1-7t-market-nobodys-watching/319562)

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**Author:** [@BlueHacker](https://onehack.st/u/BlueHacker)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 12, 2026, 1:44pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/private-credit-defaults-hit-record-9-2-the-1-7t-market-nobodys-watching/319562 "2026-03-12T13:44:56Z")

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:bar\_chart: Private Credit Defaults Hit Record 9.2% — The $1.7T Market Nobody’s Watching Fitch just dropped the numbers on America’s shadow lending market. They’re not good. 9.2% default rate. $1.7 trillion in exposure…

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## [Dolphin Emulator Cracks Arcade Triforce After 18 Years — Rogue Squadron III Finally Hits Full Speed](https://onehack.st/t/dolphin-emulator-cracks-arcade-triforce-after-18-years-rogue-squadron-iii-finally-hits-full-speed/319561)

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**Author:** [@Sarah](https://onehack.st/u/Sarah)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 12, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/dolphin-emulator-cracks-arcade-triforce-after-18-years-rogue-squadron-iii-finally-hits-full-speed/319561 "2026-03-12T13:38:18Z")

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:joystick: Dolphin Emulator Cracks Arcade Triforce After 18 Years — Rogue Squadron III Finally Hits Full Speed The GameCube emulator just learned how to eat quarters. And it brought some impossible performance gains with…

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## [JavaScript's Broken Date Object Gets Replaced After 30 Years — 4,496 Tests Later](https://onehack.st/t/javascripts-broken-date-object-gets-replaced-after-30-years-4-496-tests-later/319560)

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**Author:** [@Margaret](https://onehack.st/u/Margaret)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 12, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/javascripts-broken-date-object-gets-replaced-after-30-years-4-496-tests-later/319560 "2026-03-12T13:34:32Z")

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:alarm\_clock: JavaScript’s Broken Date Object Gets Replaced After 30 Years — 4,496 Tests Later Brendan Eich copy-pasted Java’s Date class in 1995. It took 9 years, 6 organizations, and a shared Rust implementation to und…

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## [IBM Built a Half-Möbius Molecule Atom by Atom — Then Proved It With 100 Qubits](https://onehack.st/t/ibm-built-a-half-mobius-molecule-atom-by-atom-then-proved-it-with-100-qubits/319514)

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**Author:** [@Sarah](https://onehack.st/u/Sarah)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 11, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/ibm-built-a-half-mobius-molecule-atom-by-atom-then-proved-it-with-100-qubits/319514 "2026-03-11T14:09:48Z")

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:microscope: IBM Built a Half-Möbius Molecule Atom by Atom — Then Proved It With 100 Qubits when your electrons need four full laps around a ring just to get back home, you know chemistry has gone fully unhinged Scient…

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## [FDA Nukes Trump's Autism Drug Hype — Leucovorin Prescriptions Already Up 71%](https://onehack.st/t/fda-nukes-trumps-autism-drug-hype-leucovorin-prescriptions-already-up-71/319513)

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**Author:** [@Parizaad](https://onehack.st/u/Parizaad)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 11, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/fda-nukes-trumps-autism-drug-hype-leucovorin-prescriptions-already-up-71/319513 "2026-03-11T14:05:43Z")

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:pill: FDA Nukes Trump’s Autism Drug Hype — Leucovorin Prescriptions Already Up 71% The White House said “hundreds of thousands of kids” would benefit. The FDA’s own scientists said… nah. 71% prescription spike in kids…

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## [Google Photos Adds a Kill Switch for AI Search After 1,800 Redditors Revolted](https://onehack.st/t/google-photos-adds-a-kill-switch-for-ai-search-after-1-800-redditors-revolted/319512)

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**Author:** [@Ze380y](https://onehack.st/u/Ze380y)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 11, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/google-photos-adds-a-kill-switch-for-ai-search-after-1-800-redditors-revolted/319512 "2026-03-11T13:57:36Z")

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:mobile\_phone: Google Photos Adds a Kill Switch for AI Search After 1,800 Redditors Revolted Google forced AI search on everyone’s photo library. People hated it. Now there’s a button. One Reddit post. 1,800 upvotes. G…

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## [Meta Buys a Reddit for Bots — 1.6M AI Agents, 40-Day Flip, Zero Humans Allowed](https://onehack.st/t/meta-buys-a-reddit-for-bots-1-6m-ai-agents-40-day-flip-zero-humans-allowed/319511)

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**Author:** [@Hannah](https://onehack.st/u/Hannah)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 11, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/meta-buys-a-reddit-for-bots-1-6m-ai-agents-40-day-flip-zero-humans-allowed/319511 "2026-03-11T13:49:47Z")

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:robot: Meta Buys a Reddit for Bots — 1.6M AI Agents, 40-Day Flip, Zero Humans Allowed A dude built a social network where only AI agents could post. It went viral. Meta bought it in 40 days. And the bots were already pl…

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## [Whoop's $299 Blood Test Reads Your Cycle Phase — 11 Biomarkers, 150% More Women Users](https://onehack.st/t/whoops-299-blood-test-reads-your-cycle-phase-11-biomarkers-150-more-women-users/319457)

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**Author:** [@Hannah](https://onehack.st/u/Hannah)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 10, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/whoops-299-blood-test-reads-your-cycle-phase-11-biomarkers-150-more-women-users/319457 "2026-03-10T14:07:44Z")

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:drop\_of\_blood: Whoop’s $299 Blood Test Reads Your Cycle Phase — 11 Biomarkers, 150% More Women Users a fitness band company said “what if we knew what your blood was doing” and honestly? this is the wildest pivot since …

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## [Adobe Drops a Chat Bot Inside Photoshop — Just Tell It What to Fix](https://onehack.st/t/adobe-drops-a-chat-bot-inside-photoshop-just-tell-it-what-to-fix/319456)

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**Author:** [@Aina](https://onehack.st/u/Aina)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 10, 2026, 2:03pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/adobe-drops-a-chat-bot-inside-photoshop-just-tell-it-what-to-fix/319456 "2026-03-10T14:03:42Z")

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:artist\_palette: Adobe Drops a Chat Bot Inside Photoshop — Just Tell It What to Fix You can literally type “make the sky sunset orange” and Photoshop just… does it. We live in the wildest timeline. Firefly Image Model …

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## [Google Gemini Invades Docs, Sheets & Drive — Your Keyboard Is Optional Now](https://onehack.st/t/google-gemini-invades-docs-sheets-drive-your-keyboard-is-optional-now/319455)

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**Author:** [@RoohNooh](https://onehack.st/u/RoohNooh)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 10, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/google-gemini-invades-docs-sheets-drive-your-keyboard-is-optional-now/319455 "2026-03-10T13:56:33Z")

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:brain: Google Gemini Invades Docs, Sheets & Drive — Your Keyboard Is Optional Now Google just turned its entire productivity suite into an AI co-pilot that reads your emails, your calendar, and your Drive — then writes …

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## [Zoom Ships AI Clones of Your Face — Then Sells You Deepfake Detection for $12/mo](https://onehack.st/t/zoom-ships-ai-clones-of-your-face-then-sells-you-deepfake-detection-for-12-mo/319452)

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**Author:** [@TheStrength](https://onehack.st/u/TheStrength)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 10, 2026, 1:41pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/zoom-ships-ai-clones-of-your-face-then-sells-you-deepfake-detection-for-12-mo/319452 "2026-03-10T13:41:39Z")

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:robot: Zoom Ships AI Clones of Your Face — Then Sells You Deepfake Detection for $12/mo the company that made “you’re on mute” a global trauma is now cloning your face for meetings you don’t want to attend Zoom just d…

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## [Ireland Kills Its Last Coal Plant — 915MW Moneypoint Goes Dark After 40 Years](https://onehack.st/t/ireland-kills-its-last-coal-plant-915mw-moneypoint-goes-dark-after-40-years/319433)

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**Author:** [@Sarah](https://onehack.st/u/Sarah)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 9, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/ireland-kills-its-last-coal-plant-915mw-moneypoint-goes-dark-after-40-years/319433 "2026-03-09T14:07:54Z")

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:high\_voltage: Ireland Kills Its Last Coal Plant — 915MW Moneypoint Goes Dark After 40 Years A 40-year-old smokestack in County Clare just got the plug pulled. Ireland’s now the 15th European country with zero coal power…

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## [VS Code Agent Kanban Kills Context Rot — Your AI Copilot Finally Has a Memory](https://onehack.st/t/vs-code-agent-kanban-kills-context-rot-your-ai-copilot-finally-has-a-memory/319432)

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**Author:** [@Astrid](https://onehack.st/u/Astrid)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 9, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/vs-code-agent-kanban-kills-context-rot-your-ai-copilot-finally-has-a-memory/319432 "2026-03-09T14:04:42Z")

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:hammer\_and\_wrench: VS Code Agent Kanban Kills Context Rot — Your AI Copilot Finally Has a Memory A free VS Code extension turns markdown files into a kanban board your AI agent can actually remember Free extension. Ze…

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## [FontCrafter Turns Your Chicken Scratch Into a Real Font — Free, No Account, Zero Servers](https://onehack.st/t/fontcrafter-turns-your-chicken-scratch-into-a-real-font-free-no-account-zero-servers/319431)

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**Author:** [@Ze380y](https://onehack.st/u/Ze380y)\
**Replies:** 1\
**Last updated:** [March 10, 2026, 2:20pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/fontcrafter-turns-your-chicken-scratch-into-a-real-font-free-no-account-zero-servers/319431 "2026-03-10T14:20:05Z")

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:black\_nib: FontCrafter Turns Your Chicken Scratch Into a Real Font — Free, No Account, Zero Servers someone actually made Calligraphr but without the part where they hold your handwriting hostage 100% browser-based → …

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## [Python's No-GIL Build Cuts Energy 77% — But Sequential Code Gets 43% Worse](https://onehack.st/t/pythons-no-gil-build-cuts-energy-77-but-sequential-code-gets-43-worse/319430)

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**Author:** [@Prometheus](https://onehack.st/u/Prometheus)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 9, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/pythons-no-gil-build-cuts-energy-77-but-sequential-code-gets-43-worse/319430 "2026-03-09T13:40:16Z")

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:snake: Python’s No-GIL Build Cuts Energy 77% — But Sequential Code Gets 43% Worse someone finally measured what happens when you yeet the GIL and honestly the results are giving “be careful what you wish for” Python 3…

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## [ICE Detention Company Pivots to $331M AI "Man Camps" With Free Steaks and Golf](https://onehack.st/t/ice-detention-company-pivots-to-331m-ai-man-camps-with-free-steaks-and-golf/319429)

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**Author:** [@Shayla](https://onehack.st/u/Shayla)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 9, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/ice-detention-company-pivots-to-331m-ai-man-camps-with-free-steaks-and-golf/319429 "2026-03-09T13:36:18Z")

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:building\_construction: ICE Detention Company Pivots to $331M AI “Man Camps” With Free Steaks and Golf The company that feeds worms to detained kids is now grilling rib eyes for data center electricians making $150K. Sam…

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## [Alibaba's SWE-CI Benchmark Made 18 AI Models Maintain Real Codebases — 75% Broke Something](https://onehack.st/t/alibabas-swe-ci-benchmark-made-18-ai-models-maintain-real-codebases-75-broke-something/319396)

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**Author:** [@NoBody](https://onehack.st/u/NoBody)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 8, 2026, 2:46pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/alibabas-swe-ci-benchmark-made-18-ai-models-maintain-real-codebases-75-broke-something/319396 "2026-03-08T14:46:49Z")

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:wrench: Alibaba’s SWE-CI Benchmark Made 18 AI Models Maintain Real Codebases — 75% Broke Something Turns out “fixing bugs” and “not creating new ones over six months” are very different skills — and your favorite AI is …

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## [One Dev Built a Language Where Your GPU Is Just a Background Thread](https://onehack.st/t/one-dev-built-a-language-where-your-gpu-is-just-a-background-thread/319395)

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**Author:** [@TheStrength](https://onehack.st/u/TheStrength)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 8, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/one-dev-built-a-language-where-your-gpu-is-just-a-background-thread/319395 "2026-03-08T14:31:37Z")

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:high\_voltage: One Dev Built a Language Where Your GPU Is Just a Background Thread CUDA has been gatekeeping GPU power behind 400 pages of documentation. this dude said “nah” and wrote a whole language about it. Eyot —…

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## [AMD Turin Destroys 44 Cloud VMs — Hetzner Costs 80% Less Than AWS](https://onehack.st/t/amd-turin-destroys-44-cloud-vms-hetzner-costs-80-less-than-aws/319394)

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**Author:** [@Ze380y](https://onehack.st/u/Ze380y)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 8, 2026, 2:10pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/amd-turin-destroys-44-cloud-vms-hetzner-costs-80-less-than-aws/319394 "2026-03-08T14:10:37Z")

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:high\_voltage: AMD Turin Destroys 44 Cloud VMs — Hetzner Costs 80% Less Than AWS Honestly, someone finally did the homework nobody else wants to do — and the results are brutal for your AWS bill. 7 cloud providers. 44 …

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## [Apple Kills the 512GB Mac Studio — AI Ate All the RAM](https://onehack.st/t/apple-kills-the-512gb-mac-studio-ai-ate-all-the-ram/319393)

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**Author:** [@PlayBoy83](https://onehack.st/u/PlayBoy83)\
**Replies:** 1\
**Last updated:** [March 9, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/apple-kills-the-512gb-mac-studio-ai-ate-all-the-ram/319393 "2026-03-09T13:47:47Z")

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:brain: Apple Kills the 512GB Mac Studio — AI Ate All the RAM The most expensive Mac Studio config just vanished from Apple.com. No press release. No explanation. Just… gone. Apple quietly axed the $4,000 512GB RAM opt…

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## [Google Security Engineer Ports Linux to PS5, Runs GTA V Enhanced at 60 FPS](https://onehack.st/t/google-security-engineer-ports-linux-to-ps5-runs-gta-v-enhanced-at-60-fps/319390)

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**Author:** [@Shayla](https://onehack.st/u/Shayla)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [March 8, 2026, 1:51pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/google-security-engineer-ports-linux-to-ps5-runs-gta-v-enhanced-at-60-fps/319390 "2026-03-08T13:51:03Z")

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:video\_game: Google Security Engineer Ports Linux to PS5, Runs GTA V Enhanced at 60 FPS Honestly, Sony spent millions locking this thing down and a guy with a day job at Google just turned it into a Steam Deck on steroid…

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## [95-Million-Year-Old "Hell Heron" With a Foot-Long Skull Blade Found in the Sahara](https://onehack.st/t/95-million-year-old-hell-heron-with-a-foot-long-skull-blade-found-in-the-sahara/319356)

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**Author:** [@Sarah](https://onehack.st/u/Sarah)\
**Replies:** 2\
**Last updated:** [March 8, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://onehack.st/t/95-million-year-old-hell-heron-with-a-foot-long-skull-blade-found-in-the-sahara/319356 "2026-03-08T17:47:40Z")

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:sauropod: 95-Million-Year-Old “Hell Heron” With a Foot-Long Skull Blade Found in the Sahara A team of 20 scientists, 64 armed guards, and a Tuareg motorbike guide just pulled the first new Spinosaurus species in over a …

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