You’re seriously arrogant. Asking someone for help or for access to something is a perfectly normal thing to do, so what exactly was that completely unprovoked sarcasm supposed to be?
Tell me this: have you ever asked anyone else for a tool or something you needed? If you have, then how about your whole family drops dead?
Since this is how you like to talk to people the very first time you interact with them, I figured I’d take a page out of your book.
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