Crypto bots in plain words — what they do, and 5 questions to ask

Bots are all over the front page this week — so here’s the plain-words version: what one actually is, and what to ask before money moves.

the bot   ·  one rule, run fast — only 3 rules exist
the maths ·  "20% a day" compounds into fairy tales
the test  ·  5 questions, before money moves

The 3 rules that exist

A bot is code that watches prices and places orders faster than you can click. It doesn’t predict the future — it follows one rule, over and over:

Strategy What it does Where it earns Where it bleeds
Arbitrage Buys where it’s cheaper, sells where it’s dearer The price gap between two exchanges Fees, transfer time, the gap closing first
Market-making Buy and sell orders at the same time, pockets the spread The buy/sell gap, over and over Holding coins while the price falls
Grid trading Buys low, sells high, inside a range, on repeat A sideways market A market trending hard one way

That’s it — a pitch that can’t sit on one of these rows is a story, not a bot.

The honest maths

“20% a day, zero risk” sounds great until you compound it:

$100 · "20% a day" · 30 days  →  $23,700

Anyone with returns like that wouldn’t need an audience. Real bots earn fractions of a percent per trade, many trades a day — think percent per year, fees and drawdowns included. Promising more costs nothing; that’s the tell.

The 5 questions to ask first

  • Full history, losses included — downloadable, not screenshots
  • Which market, which strategy? — “AI does it” isn’t an answer
  • API access only — withdrawals disabled, IP whitelist on
  • Your funds stay in your exchange account — you hold the keys
  • All costs stated — 1% made − 0.8% fees = 0.2% kept

A fair seller passes all five gladly — price was never the problem; undisclosed promises are.

🛡️ the short version

A bot is a tool, not a money machine: it does the boring fast stuff without sleeping. It doesn’t turn $100 into a salary — and an honest seller says so before you ask.

Anyone here run one for a few months and tracked the real returns, fees and all? That spreadsheet is the rarest thing on this forum.