Free Game: Definitely Not Fried Chicken — Epic Games (100% Free)
Run fake businesses to hide your totally-not-illegal empire. Business sim meets comedy.
The Grab
Epic giving away a satirical business management game free (normally paid). Build fried chicken shops as fronts for… other activities. Fly sketchy planes. Pretend you’re legitimate.
Why grab it:
Free = zero risk → business sim with dark humor → actually well-reviewed → keep forever once claimed
What it is:
✓ Manage fronts (fried chicken shops, laundromats, nightclubs)
✓ Sell “legitimate products” to avoid detection
✓ Build criminal empire disguised as business chain
✓ New update: Buy sketchy plane, fly “products” far away
✓ Comedy tycoon game (not serious crime sim)
Claim Link: Epic Games Store - Definitely Not Fried Chicken
What You Actually Do
Core gameplay:
Build and manage legitimate-looking businesses → use them as fronts → expand empire → balance real business vs illegal operations → avoid getting caught
Includes “Flying High” update:
Buy plane → transport “totally legitimate products” → expand operations globally
Genre: Business management sim with dark comedy
Vibe: Breaking Bad meets Tycoon games
Price: Free (claim now, keep forever)
Free game. Dark humor business sim. Claim before offer expires. 
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