🏁 I Quit Tracking AI Releases. Now I Watch Cartoon Cars.

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:racing_car::dashing_away: Every AI lab is a race car on one track, nine races, real numbers under every car — press a race, see who is ahead, done

Every week a new model drops and some guy on X says it changes fucking everything. I stopped reading. Now I watch cartoon cars.

:racing_car: airace.lol

airace — freshest, smartest, runs a computer best
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:chequered_flag: Ten seconds of looking replaces an hour of scrolling. Nine questions on one page, 22 labs as cars, the real number under every car, a replay button when you want to see it again.

Nine races, one button each: freshest · ships most · cheapest · biggest memory · smartest (seven tests, pick one, the podium changes) · codes best · best agent · designs best · runs a computer best.

🏁 read the track in five seconds
   front car         ahead today, in that race
   behind the line   no published score, not slow
   one parked car    always. grass growing around it. check on the driver 💀
   100% FACTUAL*     the asterisk is doing the heavy lifting

Perplexity’s car has been parked for 319 days. Someone check on the driver :skull: Labs with no published score sit behind the start line like they forgot their homework. The track already has “SPONSOR A LAP” billboards. Capitalism laps faster than any car out there.

← → switch race · Replay · click a car for its card.

That’s the whole tracker. Stop reading release notes.

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