Welcome to the chaos, Squiggles! Let’s fix your fried brain.
Lost? We’re just doing math on how old a zombie robot bunny grandpa is. Yes, really.
Short Answer: You’re Right
85-91 years old. Your “90+ maybe ~100” guess? Dead on. Literally.
The Math (Promise It Won’t Hurt)
William Afton was probably born around 1944-1950. How do we know? Dude had a teenage son in 1983. Unless he was knocking up women at age 12, he’s gotta be at least early 30s by then.
Security Breach takes place in 2035 — there’s a calendar in-game that proves it (March 9th = Friday only works in specific years, and 2035 is the first one that makes sense post-FNAF 3).
So:
1983 → He’s ~33-39 (has kids, runs a business)
1993 → Gets springlocked, dies at ~43-50
2035 → Security Breach → 85-91 years old
Your math checks out. Pepaw is ancient.
🧠 The Plot Twist Nobody Asked For
Here’s the mindfuck: Burntrap might not even BE William Afton anymore.
The RUIN DLC revealed that Burntrap’s skeleton doesn’t match Springtrap’s original design — it matches The Mimic, an AI that literally copies shit.
So what’s probably happening:
Afton’s corpse is there (that’s the 85-91 year old meat)
But the thing controlling it? Might be an AI wearing a dead serial killer like a Halloween costume
So when you ask “how old is Pepaw?” the real answer might be: the body is 85+, but the brain is just code pretending to be him.
Scott really said “fuck your sanity” with this one.
📅 Quick Timeline Cheat Sheet
Year
What Happened
Afton’s Age
Late 1970s
Opens Fredbear’s
~25-35
1983
Bite of '83
~33-39
1993-94
Springlock death
~43-50
2023
FNAF 3
~73-79
2035
Security Breach
85-91
Bottom line: Your estimate was solid. The FNAF timeline is a goddamn nightmare, but you navigated it better than most.